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[Violent life Ch:1 Remake*]

Wow.........I mean wow.

That was pretty awful. They couldn't even move their mouths for talking? They kind of "barf" out each line...also, the running animation was a joke. It didn't even have a real plot. Music levels were way too loud....

I know you can do better, seems as though it was "rushed". Just my .02

-Joel

Retrato responds:

CapnChaos:Well, this WAS extremely rushed. I didn't have much time for it due to school projects. That combined with my lack of a decent microphone, this ended in disaster. Me and Retrato are planning on a re-remake series of the violent life series. Thanks for pointing out flaws rather than say something like "This was gai fag 00000".

Hope you'll like our newer flashes!
~CapnChaos

[Ravemonkey]

Not bad....

....but not good either. Needs at least to be synced to the beat, or at least have some sort of rhyme or reason IMO. Nice work though,

-Joel

PookatDino responds:

I know, I did put a good days work into it but I didn't go all out or anything. It was mostly for fun, but I'm glad you think it's okay.

[Hamal 3D Gallery]

Slice.........

Was so effin' badass...... I can't wait to see your progress!

-Joel

Osuka responds:

thanks dude :D

[TouchDwnTurnAround Collab]

I hate that song!

....but I won't take away points for it. Seriously, the reason his voice sounds like that is because AUTOTUNE is set very fast, like when Cher used it in "believe".... He can't sing in real life, and that band sucks balls........

Your flash rocked though (aside from the music choice). Keep it up dudes/dudettes!

-Joel

FrozenFire responds:

Haha Im glad you put fingers in your ears and just enjoyed the animation.

[Metropolis Circuit]

How could people....

....give this a bad review? BTW, Xenon is an AWESOME song (it's in DDR if anybody cares). I thought the song matched the style to a T. Also, the animation was very VERY fluid, and the color palette you used was beautiful. I'd give you an 11 if there was a button or that. I guess you'll just have to stick with a 10... Good work, and I mean that in EVERY sense of the word.

-Joel
5 stars

rtil responds:

thanks a lot. i'm a fan of the song, too. still can't get an A on it on heavy though lmao

[SF Collab Intro]

Not bad!

Wow, that's a great flash! Keep it up!

-Joel

azn-sk8er-dude responds:

Thanks man.

[The Veggie Mights Trailer]

Um............

I'm not quite sure if a bunch of pictures strewn together actually counts as an animation. Just my opinion though...

-Joel

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[GKG test animations]

Dude!

Those animations were SICK! I especially likes the flying dots things.......they were BA totally!

-Joel (5 STARS!)

Gate-keeper-girl responds:

^_^; haha, thanks.

-GKG

[Test - Omgar]

Lookin' pretty good!

Can't wait to see what your *next* project looks like HAHAHAHAHA

-Joel

Yazzoooo responds:

Lmao. Wait and See. XD

[Little Fighter Alpha Ch.9]

I think the next one should have...

Voice acting... The next generation of games has a lot more dialogue, and I think it'd put a fresh spin on it. That's just my .02 though, feel free to disregard it. 5 stars!

MaxR responds:

Hmm I'll work on the dialog and consider adding voices, a lot of people wants voices, but first I have to find a crew of voice actors.