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Wow.......

Wonderful animation... Sound quality was superb. Your lip-syncing skills are quite exceptional... Good job man!

-Joel

Really trippy

I loved it! I love minimalism.... Keep it up!

-Joel

Wow.........I mean wow.

That was pretty awful. They couldn't even move their mouths for talking? They kind of "barf" out each line...also, the running animation was a joke. It didn't even have a real plot. Music levels were way too loud....

I know you can do better, seems as though it was "rushed". Just my .02

-Joel

Retrato responds:

CapnChaos:Well, this WAS extremely rushed. I didn't have much time for it due to school projects. That combined with my lack of a decent microphone, this ended in disaster. Me and Retrato are planning on a re-remake series of the violent life series. Thanks for pointing out flaws rather than say something like "This was gai fag 00000".

Hope you'll like our newer flashes!
~CapnChaos

Not bad....

....but not good either. Needs at least to be synced to the beat, or at least have some sort of rhyme or reason IMO. Nice work though,

-Joel

PookatDino responds:

I know, I did put a good days work into it but I didn't go all out or anything. It was mostly for fun, but I'm glad you think it's okay.

Hahahahahahahahaha....

Just so you know, Mr. uber flash author.... Informing you of the rules of NG is constructive criticism. You blatantly attack another author, and your flash sucks also. It's pretty constructive. I mean let's dissect:

1. There really IS no animation...it's a mish-mash of talentless garbage and mindless gay jokes.

2. In spite of the lack of animation, you couldn't even use proper English (it's "you're" not "your")

3. You personally attack Emanhattan by calling him a fag, and that his flashes aren't as good as yours. (I highly doubt that)

In conclusion, this is just about as bad as a flash could possibly get.....I mean the absolute rock bottom of flashes. The dirt under which normal flashes live.

It's not even an "animation". It's a billboard with your mindless rant written on it. Next time, try submitting an actual piece of work, eh?

Slice.........

Was so effin' badass...... I can't wait to see your progress!

-Joel

Osuka responds:

thanks dude :D

Still amazing........

Great job!

I disagree below me...

...Not every movie needs a huge expose on how each character feels... It was a fight scene, and it was superbly done... A plot wouldn't only made the first part boring.......who cares why they're fighting!? LOL Keep it up!

-Joel

I hate that song!

....but I won't take away points for it. Seriously, the reason his voice sounds like that is because AUTOTUNE is set very fast, like when Cher used it in "believe".... He can't sing in real life, and that band sucks balls........

Your flash rocked though (aside from the music choice). Keep it up dudes/dudettes!

-Joel

FrozenFire responds:

Haha Im glad you put fingers in your ears and just enjoyed the animation.

How could people....

....give this a bad review? BTW, Xenon is an AWESOME song (it's in DDR if anybody cares). I thought the song matched the style to a T. Also, the animation was very VERY fluid, and the color palette you used was beautiful. I'd give you an 11 if there was a button or that. I guess you'll just have to stick with a 10... Good work, and I mean that in EVERY sense of the word.

-Joel
5 stars

rtil responds:

thanks a lot. i'm a fan of the song, too. still can't get an A on it on heavy though lmao

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